PODCAST: Laser Stories (11/25/20)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2020
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the radio segment that just got another DM from Ryan Reynolds. |
| 0:10.0 | Dude, leave us alone. |
| 0:12.0 | Looks like the restraining orders back on. Dude, leave us alone. Looky. |
| 0:13.0 | Looks like the restraining orders back on. |
| 0:15.0 | It was a nice 48 hours while it lasts. |
| 0:18.0 | I'd take 48 hours. |
| 0:20.0 | Laser stories, the segment where we read, weird news stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we have a laser, and those other fart jockeys just don't. |
| 0:29.0 | This first laser stories out of Bend organ. |
| 0:32.0 | Not too long ago, a 47 year old guy named Pearson Tone was depressed when his marriage fell apart |
| 0:39.0 | because his wife had an affair. |
| 0:41.0 | Oh, gosh. |
| 0:42.0 | Ain't nobody got time for that? |
| 0:43.0 | Why do people cheat? |
| 0:44.0 | It's terrible. |
| 0:45.0 | So he went to a doctor for help, and while he was there, he says the doctor listened intently |
| 0:50.0 | and then offered solutions to enhance and heal his marriage |
| 0:53.2 | while prescribing him herbs and breathing techniques to help him relax. |
| 0:58.3 | Okay. |
| 0:59.3 | Double rainfall. |
| 1:00.3 | Oh my God. |
| 1:01.3 | What are these herbs? |
| 1:02.3 | Yeah, shoot, don't question it, just take them. |
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