It's the radio segment that just got a DM from Ryan Reynolds.

Looks like the restraining orders.

Aw! Good news! Laser. like the restraining orders. Oh, good news.

Laser stories.

A segment where we read weird new stories from around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

And those other Boothmeers just don't. This first laser story is out of Dallas, Texas.

A teenage Youtuber named Gage did something awfully naughty the other day. He decided to take his dad's

car out without his father knowing.

Okay. All right, Gage.

Even though we've all done it. I mean, yeah, it seems like a pretty typical teenage thing to do.

Especially if your name Gage.

The big difference, though, is that Gage's dad is a billionaire who founded a private equity firm.

That changes.

That doesn't it?

Yeah, I took my dad's like 90, 1991 Honda.

Oh my God, yeah, I was a chord for me too.

As you probably guessed, that car wasn't exactly cheap. Yeah. He chose his dad's very special

Pagani Hayura Roadster. If you can't say it, I'm guessing we can't afford it.

But I can tell you it costs 3.4 million dollars.

It's a hyper-car with an astounding 754 horsepower engine under the hood.

I don't know, but something good.

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