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Brooke and Jeffrey

PODCAST: Laser Stories (11/18/20)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I don't think it's the radio segment that hit up your girl while you were asleep last night

0:08.7

and she did not say no

0:13.0

laser stories And she did not say no. Uh oh. Laser stories.

0:15.0

A segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe,

0:18.0

just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

0:20.0

And those other slinky dinks just don't.

0:22.0

His first laser stories out of Goose Creek South. And those other slinky dinks just don't.

0:22.8

His first laser story is out of Goose Creek, South Carolina.

0:26.0

A 27 year old guy named Dax Logan was walking around town last week,

0:31.0

stealing packages off people's porches.

0:33.4

Oh come on.

0:34.4

Everybody got time for that.

0:35.4

I was going to say this guy is cool.

0:36.8

Dax Logan and now he's not cool.

0:38.8

He's not cool.

0:39.8

No, I hate him.

0:40.8

At one point a neighbor saw what happened and they called police.

0:44.0

So Dax was arrested, but he told the officers, it wasn't him and they got the wrong guy.

0:52.0

Mm, of course, right, Jack's, yeah.

0:54.0

Oh, sorry about that.

0:55.0

Have a good name.

0:56.0

He didn't have any packages on him at the time of arrest,

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