It's the radio segment that bought a bunch of presents on Amazon just so he could play with the boxes.

Oh, doesn't really care what's inside.

That makes sense.

It's a cat.

Laser stories.

A segment where we read, weird news stories from around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we have a laser,

and those other clump nuggets just don't. just There's an elementary school in France that recently reopened and immediately they had an issue

Because of everything going on in the world more and more parents were showing up late to drop off their kids

Ain't nobody got time for that?

You think they'd be on time because everybody's

working from home.

So they made a rule and said at 830 a.m.

Sharp, the gates will be closed.

Okay.

And anyone who's late would not be allowed in. The gates will be closed. Okay.

And anyone who's late would not be allowed in.

Uh-huh.

Well, apparently, tardy parents figured out a way to get around that rule.

Do you throw their kids over the gate?

But actually throwing their kids over the gate? Actually throwing their kids over the fence when they were laid.

Because I'm a parent who's late to everything.

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