It's the radio segment that tried to save some money by cutting the cord, but accidentally severed the gas line instead.

Now the fire department's on the way.

It's laser stories, segment where we read,

weird new stories from around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

And those other window liquors just don't.

His first laser stories out of Glenwood Springs, Colorado.

There's a 29 year old guy named David Peabody and recently he robbed a dry cleaner at gunpoint

and then fled in his Chevy Equinox SUV. Okay.

Dry cleaners get robbed all the time. Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't pay that much of my dry cleaning,

so I don't understand it.

It's probably a cash-only type place.

Maybe.

Yeah, yeah.

The thing is, David wasn't very hard to spot spot and he couldn't have been driving particularly fast because he had a couch

strapped to the roof of his car

Oh, right in the middle of moving I see.

Still the police were a little behind and they only caught up to David because at one point,

incredibly, he tried to switch getaway cars.

What?

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