I don't know what it's the radio segment that just moved taco Tuesday to

Thursday because it had a colonic appointment, it couldn't switch.

And you do not want those two falling on the same day.

Laser stories segment where we read, weird news stories from around the globe,

just like everyone else

does except we have a laser and those other goober smutchers just don't. His

first laser stories out of Nevada. There's a Nevada Highway Patrol trooper

named Brita Fosch, and over the weekend she was off duty

driving home from a Halloween party when she saw a drunk driver about to get on the freeway going the wrong direction.

Oh my God!

Man!

So Brita stopped the car before they could get on the freeway.

Oh, good job.

And all while she was wearing her Star Wars Storm Trooper costume.

There wasn't any time to change or even take off her mask,

so she just parked her car with the dash cam on.

She then exited the vehicle in her stormtrooper garb

and just held out her hand for the drunk person to stop moving.

Double rainbow. Oh my God.

Totally.

And the drunk person's like, whoa.

Yep.

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