PODCAST: Laser Stories (10/21/20)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2020
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the segment that just dropped a paint load of Viagra into his orange juice. |
| 0:10.0 | And it wasn't an accident. |
| 0:13.0 | LASER stories, a segment where we read, weird news stories from around the globe, |
| 0:19.0 | just like everyone else does, except we have a laser, and those other downy brownies just go. |
| 0:24.0 | His first laser stories out of St. Petersburg, Florida. |
| 0:28.0 | cops got a call last weekend about a woman who refused to leave a gas station and was causing a quote disturbance. |
| 0:35.6 | Okay. |
| 0:36.6 | When they got there to arrest her for trespassing they asked her for her name and she said |
| 0:41.0 | quote my name is my butt just farted. |
| 0:44.4 | What? |
| 0:45.4 | That's an original name. |
| 0:48.4 | Dude this is stealing my jokes. |
| 0:50.4 | Oh wow. |
| 0:52.4 | Is it a joke or was it on her parents list? jokes. Okay, that is my closer. |
| 0:52.6 | Is it a joke or was it on her parents list? |
| 0:54.8 | I don't know, it's Florida, it's hard to tell. |
| 0:56.5 | No matter how many times they ask for her name, |
| 0:59.0 | she just kept repeating that her name is, |
| 1:01.6 | my butt just farted. |
| 1:02.8 | Oh come on grow up give me the name. |
| 1:05.4 | Believe it or not my butt just farted is not her real name. |
| 1:09.6 | Ah! |
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