I don't know what he's

It's the radio segment that just

hacked John Stamos's cell phone

Oh what's on there all he got from it was a shi-taco salad recipe.

Oh, figures.

Laser stories.

Segment to read weird news stories from around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

Those other goop knuckles just don't.

This first laser story is out of Bristol, England.

You may remember a few months ago we covered the story of a 32 year old female named Amethyst Realm.

She claimed that she met the love of her life on a trip to Australia a few years back, and

that love was none other than a ghost named Ray. Oh.

Oh.

Anyway.

I mean, why do you got to do a long distance ghost?

There's no ghost in the country.

A ghost with an accent though?

Oh, so hot.

Yeah, spooky ooh, mate.

The ghost can't come to eagle at any time at once.

Well, she says the pairs had several romantic encounters over the last few years.

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