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Brooke and Jeffrey

PODCAST: Laser Stories (03/19/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

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0:00.0

13 Days of Halloween Penance. Season 4 of the award-winning horror fiction

0:05.3

podcast presented in immersive 3D audio.

0:08.2

If I am under arrest, you have to tell me what I'm charged with.

0:11.3

Starring Natalie Morales of Parks and Recreation and Dead To Me.

0:14.9

Please, you've been some kind of mistake. I'm not supposed to be here.

0:18.4

How do you know? I'm innocent.

0:20.3

Are any of us truly innocent?

0:22.3

Premiering October 19th, ending Halloween.

0:25.2

Listen to 13 Days of Halloween on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:33.8

Hello beautiful people. I'm Saida Garrett, award-winning singer-songwriter and passionate

0:39.2

knitter. And now, host of the uppity knitter podcast Celebrity Hobbies Uncovered.

0:44.6

I'll be spilling the tea on the hidden talents of your favorite stars.

0:48.4

Tune into the uppity knitter podcast Celebrity Hobbies Uncovered.

0:52.5

With me, Saida Garrett for a stitch of inspiration and pearls of laughter.

0:57.1

Subscribe now on the iHeartRadio app and Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:22.5

It's the radio segment that's been trying to launch a spin-off of the show Shark Tank,

1:42.4

called Clam Yank. Just whatever you do, don't google it.

1:47.5

Good choice. It's laser stories. A segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe,

1:54.2

just like everyone else does, except we have a laser and there's other goof scoops just don't.

1:59.0

This first laser story is out of Peach Tree City, Georgia. A guy named Andreas Flatten gave his

2:05.7

two weeks notice at a company called Walker Luxury Auto Works. And he says the owner was so upset,

2:11.3

he put his hands on his head, walked out, and disappeared for an hour.

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