This should be the show. For a start, I'm glad that we're recording. I'm glad we're

recording because this is the show. Hello everyone and welcome along to podcast and

a tree. I'm an extreme peril. With Tim Bat and Gamal Gormid, the only podcast recorded

in a tree for you to listen to at home, maybe on your commute, maybe by this point in the season,

you too have started listening to these in trees. Maybe that's a relaxing thing for you to do,

to climb up a tree and listen to other people in a tree conversing. We are currently

self-defeating about our intention of doing a podcast that's nice and relaxing and outside

outdoors and then it becomes life and perilink. It was always a risk. I certainly don't feel as

relaxed as I have in other trees before. Although I would say this tree is ergonomic and the position

I've currently assumed my back could not be more well arched and I'm just positioning myself so

that for anyone joining us with video, we'll be able to see my faces I record. I now realise to

I mean one of the myriad places we've gone wrong in today set up is that where your crutches

and legs are, that's where I was sort of counter-balancing in my position. And then now this is a

very risque shot for anyone enjoying the video stream. Well it's actually I won't stand for that,

it's a monstrous hog and the more people who know that, the better. Why do you need to rename

it best minute size? Because you said they're going to get a little, you said they're going to get

little Monty P. Oh yeah they'll get a little no such thing to them. They'll get a little vision of

a big object you know it's like getting a little bit of a and I don't know extra large mesh potatoes

can I liken your junk to a no if you are no if you are to liken my junk to any sort of potato

meshed is the last one on my list. I can't tell you how dangerous this particular setup feels to me

so still feel good the basic principle of the show as well you know at this point is we get in a

tree and we just sort of kick back relax this one involves a lot of technical jiggery pokery it's

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