Looks.

It's not the right color.

Why? Show me.

It's also like lumpy.

You know how when your cream is like not bad, but it's not good.

And like I really don't want to drink this now.

But I need caffeine.

What kind of cream do you put in your coffee? Are you like a nut pod girl? Just, oh, no, just half and half. Oh, okay. Oh, you go a full half and half. Oh, yeah. I'm a simple. I'm a classic girl. Okay, you also posted something of yourself in pajamas on Instagram and you're like, here are my cute pajamas. And I was like, but I'm sorry, is that whipped cream on top of your coffee?

Absolutely. in pajamas on Instagram and you're like, here are my cute pajamas. And I was like, but I'm sorry,

is that whipped cream on top of your coffee? It absolutely was because I made fresh whipped cream for

my Thanksgiving dessert. Wow. And we had, we had leftover and like, what else am I going to do with it?

I've also been known to use ice cream in my coffee when I run out of cream.

Because I cannot drink it more. Listen, ice cream and your coffee, you're killing three words with one stone. And here's what you're doing. You're getting your milk for the creamer. You're getting your sugar, soon enough to add in supper sugar. You're getting egg for protein. Wow. And you're cooling it down a little so you don't burn your tongue. Exactly. I mean, why doesn't everybody do this?

That might be the smartest thing.

That and kids' spa time might be your top two things that you'll contribute to the world. Those are my claims to fame. I'm happy with that. I'm happy with that. Now, I drink my coffee black.

Yes, you do. And that is disturbing to me. Okay. I feel like people who drink black coffee are like just really trying to prove something. Interesting. Interesting. Like they think they are better than the rest of us. Well, I mean, Marley also drinks his coffee black. Yeah. And you know, Marley and I, when you think about like peak physical specimens, it's definitely Marley and I up top. Okay, wait a second.

Speaking of, well, this is a great segue for two reasons. Speaking of Marley, who is a man, and speaking of contributions that I've made on this podcast, we need to talk about a video on our podcast page that is going viral in the manosphere. Oh my God, you guys. By the way,

hi and welcome to the podcast. We just started talking about coffee. By the way, hi, I'm Rachel.

I'm Caitlin. And welcome to all of our new in-cell listeners who were so happy you found us,

because somehow you're so right clips landed on the man side of Instagram recently.

And it's never a place you want to be.

Never. It's so dark.

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