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Working to the Old West, my name is Sheriff Zach.

Today we're going to be looking for the nastiest boy in all of Alabama,

which is not the west, it's the south. This is my deputy Mark Bonano.

Yeah.

Mark. We gotta find ourselves a cow doe.

Yes, we're doing. We're looking for cow doe out here in old...

There he is.

Hello, cowdoy. We found him. God, that was quick. My lord, my lord, the same mercy, mercy, lord,

mercy. Well, what we got here, couple of buckeroos? My name's cow doe. I've been looking for a couple of naughty

spaniels. Come along on a cowboy ride with a cow doe.

I'm the fastest gun-slinger in the wets.

In the wets?

I've been in the wets salon. I've been kowdoy. Hey look at that tumblewee,

roll it all by.

Where does it play at my gun?

Pchoo!

I play at my gun.

Cowdoy.

We've been looking for you.

I pull out my gun.

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