It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's the radio segment that taught Guy Fieri how to put on his gator sunglasses backwards.

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COVID sanity!

If you haven't heard it, COVID Sanities, where we talk about some of the funniest and strangest news stories going on during the pandemic.

Like this one, last week, a couple in Russia broke into a movie theater that was shut

down for the pandemic.

And once inside, they got drinks and popcorn from the concessions, and they went into one

of the theaters to get it on.

Oh, nice.

There's no movie involved.

They're making their own movie.

Yeah.

They must have put a movie on. You think they went up to the projection room and figured it out? I'm highly doubt it. Oh, they got Finding Dory. Yeah. Unfortunately, they didn't realize the entire thing was caught on security camera. Of course. Unsuspectingly, they starred in a steamy little movie of their own.

Oh, see, there you go.

The crazy part is, instead of getting in trouble, the cinema now wants to offer the couple free tickets to attend a special movie screening, which angered people who believed authority should punish them for breaking into the building.

Yeah, why really want them back? The theater's stances, they've gotten so much press from this incident. Okay. It's been all over the news. Now they want to reward the couple. That's really funny. So they would have like, shamefully entered the building before, but now they're like, oh, well, this changes this. Yeah. And that just makes me wonder, does anybody want to break into, like, an ice cream shop later? Yeah, bro, it's kind of like an ice skating rink or something. It's very cold. I don't think that's a performance you guys are expecting. I just want some free ice cream. Well, we've got to do stuff, I think, to go viral, though. Oh, we do? Yeah. Oh, okay. Nobody's gonna just... Like a ball pit, bro. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

Yeah, okay.

Nobody's going to just.

It's like a ball pit, bro.

Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, okay. We'll get on it. Meanwhile, a woman in New York had her lawsuit thrown out because her lawyer refused to put on a mask. Oh, wow. Now she won't have a jury decide how much money she's going to get after a car accident broke her leg.

Oh, wow. Now she won't have a jury decide how much money she's going to get after a car accident broke her leg.

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