Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and it's the segment that just patented a brand new kind of COVID test

where the swab doesn't go up your nostril.

It goes somewhere else.

We'll see if the government approves that one. It goes somewhere else.

We'll see if the government approves that one.

Suddenly everybody's getting tested. Yeah, Jeffrey's been just gonna test her for a minute.

The lines are longer than ever before. It's wonderful, but this is called

COVID sanity. If you haven't heard it, COVID sanity is where we talk about some of the funniest and

strangest news stories going on during the

pandemic like this one according to an ever growing Facebook group some people in

their 20s and 30s feel like the pandemics robbed them of this year of their lives.

So they've decided to opt out of aging.

Oh, tell me more.

Wait, can I also sign up?

Yep.

You just join the Facebook group, and they're not going to add a year to their age this year.

Oh, come on.

I think it makes sense, although this year kind of aged me like five times.

So I can say it, but it shows in my face.

Meanwhile all this extra time at home has made it possible for bored kids to do all kinds of ridiculous things to their hair,

which is why this year's kid mullet

competition is going viral. Oh yeah I love that. They're so young.

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