it's broken Jeffrey in the morning. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a bunch of idiots doing

stupid things in the middle of a pandemic. It's.

You haven't heard it. Coven Sanities, where we talk about some of the funniest and strangest

news stories going on during the pandemic. Like this one, a restaurant owner in Queens, New York

has been arrested after he tried to set his own business on fire because of COVID restrictions.

Wait. Did he want the insurance money or something?

I'm assuming so. I think he just he thought this is all too much. I'm just going to get rid of

the company and take the money. Do you know what, though? I get it. I feel so bad for them.

Open close, open close, partially open, kind of open.

The thing is there were a few problems with his plan. His own surveillance cameras caught him

in the act of doing it because he forgot to turn them off.

First timeline, your own place on fire. You got to get that manual on how to do it the right way.

And then his own sprinkler system put out the fire before it could spread and actually burn the

place down. You don't want it to work. Stop it. He's facing a minimum of five years in prison

for his attempted arson. Yeah. Someone can get hurt. Yeah.

And not everybody's being a total moron during this, though.

I say that because a team of healthcare workers in Oregon got caught in traffic last week after

a big snow storm caused a wreck. And they had six doses of the Moderna vaccine that would have

gone bad if they just stayed there and waited. Okay. So instead they got out of their car out into

the snow storm and just started knocking on windows in traffic. Oh my gosh, it's so amazing.

And six lucky drivers got vaccinated right there on the side of the highway.

Wow. I'm all for the vaccine, but I mean, you're out in Oregon and somebody's like,

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