It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and get ready for another edition of

Care or don't care.

All right.

If you don't know how it works, I read a headline and then we go around the room and I ask my

co-host if they care to hear about it.

If they do, that story gets recycled and given to underprivileged children so they can finally have paper to write their Christmas wish lists of Sam.

If they don't care though, we immediately send that paper to Mrs. Claws where she rolls it up and uses it to whack elves who aren't working hard enough on toys for the holidays.

Is that how they run things up there?

It is?

Wow.

So what do you guys want?

You want more elf whacking?

We'll find out.

I don't know, Jeff.

You love whacking elves. We're going to get right to it with your first headline. A mom is suing a

babysitter for the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard. Care don't care.

Oh, I care. I highly care. I care.

I highly care.

I hire babysitters all the time.

What can I sue them for?

A 19 year old babysitter in England was taking care of a 7 year old girl and a 9 year old boy.

And while she was looking after them she

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