It's the radio segment that found where all the missing socks from your dryer go.

Oh, finally!

Tell us.

It's the cold storage freezer at your local P.F. Chang.

I knew it.

That's why they had to get another one because the first one's getting so full.

Oh, that does make sense. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and it's time for another edition of

Care or Don't Care. If you don't know how it works, I read a headline, then go around the room

and ask my co-host if they care to hear about it. If they do, you're going to be

enlightened with information that will make your heart sore and your waistline shrink.

That's a big promise, sir. But if they don't care, yes. That story gets melted down into paste

and marketed as miracle baby food.

Just waiting to be shipped out.

It all depends on if they care or not.

I don't think that's FDA approved.

Yeah, so let's just get right to it with your first headline,

is there anything rich people won't pay for?

Care or don't care?

I care.

No, it makes me angry. I don't care.

Not that it matters.

An upscale grocery store chain out of San Francisco called Bywright is selling a hot new seasonal item.

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