It's the radio segment that uses W.D. 40 on its private part, so it doesn't squeak.

What the?

Oh!

Gie!

Better get another can.

Oh, dude!

Wow! You need a door stop for that thing. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Me adjust here. It's time for another edition of Care or don't care.

If you don't know how it works, I read a headline, then we go around the room and ask my co-host if they care to hear about it.

If they do, we're going to learn about something that will inspire you and make you a better person.

Okay, that's a big one. if they don't care, the paper from that story gets sent overseas to a mystery bunker

where terrorists use it to sign contracts for illegal weapons meant for kids.

No, meant for kids, that is Gar. for like a missile over in the Middle East so let's get right to it with your first

headline want to disappear during election time one company's found away

care don't care oh my god I'm, please. A popular travel site is offering voters an escape from election

stress disorder, which apparently is a thing, and they're giving you the opportunity to literally live under a rock for the week of the election.

Dude that sounds amazing. I mean mailing your ballot, then go live in a rock.

From November 2nd to November 7th, you can stay in a man-made cave located 50 feet below ground somewhere in New Mexico.

Wow. I mean the thing is I'm usually claustrophobic not during that week.

No. The five night stay costs a quote Abraham Lincoln inspired five dollars

per night. This, that's cheap.

This is starting to get sketchy.

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