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Beyond, beyond, beyond! Yeah! It has been too long. I have missed that. Oh my god. Jared

Petty the Reverend in the building. I was gonna find ya. Hi. Hi. What did I cut you off? No, I was gonna

introduce everybody. But the cat is out of the bag. Jared Petty is in the building joining us. The

Robotnik is out of the mean bean machine. I'll tell you what. It is so good to be back here. I

have missed this. Although I've noticed that since I've been away, you know, you're away from

something for a while. You come back. I do detect a certain weird heat in this room. That's so

wasn't here before. It has been warmer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's actually frigid in here. I might put

on my travelers cloak later in the show. Jared, thank you for doing the show. We all of our

friends are gone. Yeah. Everyone's at dice. Already in Goldfarber dice. That's how the ominous.

You're like, all of our friends are gone. It's just like, wow. This is one of those weeks when

we had presidents day yesterday. So we were often normally recorded beyond on Mondays. But we're

recording on a Tuesday. And of course, it's a short week. Everyone's out of the office. And we're

kind of scrambling to get a show together. So without further ado, Jared Petty, you're here.

Jared, if for some reason people don't know who you are, who are you? Yeah. I'm a guy that talks

about video games. I used to work at IGN. I used to work at IGN. I spent many years here. I

really enjoyed my time here at every now and then dropping to beyond and bother you guys,

which I've always loved doing. But no, I make videos on the internet. I imagine that. I make

something called hot blip in a jump, which is kind of a part documentary, part diary series.

I actually just quit my job to make content full-time, which is terrifying and exciting. And

frankly, I am blatantly here to chill. So, no, you're doing great. You also, I mean, if you were

just like a guy selling hats on the street, I'd be like, no, you can't be on beyond. But you know,

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