Bion. Bion. Bion. Bion. Bion.

Hello everybody, welcome to episode 382 of IGN's podcast Beyond the number one PlayStation

podcast in the universe. Woo! I am your host Max Covell. Hi, I'm new. With me, Brian

Altono. Marty Sleeve. Hey everybody. And Jared Petty. Greetings. All of you guys are more

well known to our audience than I am. This is terrifying. This is a new thing. This is a new

generation. I'm scared out of my mind. You know how to be scared. You have a whole orange.

This is homemade morphine. Okay, there we are. I was explaining this before we started.

This is, I'm, of course, in preparation of taking on this massive, just, tremendous responsibility

of the most popular podcast on IGN. As the new guy, my immune system has just crumbled

like a, like a dekenzy and orphan in the streets. And I'm just fighting off the beginnings

of a cold. So that means that I'm basically approaching this like Batman in the dark

night returns towards the end. And I'm just like, I'm going to fight this with pills the

best way I can. Okay. Homemade morphine is three emergencies in a liter of water with

a five hour energy on top. That's not street legal. I don't think it is. No. It's David

Blaine street match. Chicken wings. You do homemade morphine. Yeah. So, okay. So yeah,

we should probably address the fact that this is, this is a new, this is a new thing. And

we are not the guys who they're used to. And I don't, I really don't want to screw this

up. You know, I just want to say hi. Hello, everybody. It's, it's really nice to be here.

We wave a lot. Yeah. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you guys. So if you're tuning

into this, thank you. And I hope that we can, you know, find our, find our stride, find

our, find our rhythm. And like we were a, Max, when you're talking about last week on

381, which was Greg and Collins last episode. So Max and I are going to be on here every

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