I am one of your hosts, Greg Miller, along slide, the rabid Womens, and I am one of your

Wolverine of my heart, Ryan Clements. Hi. He only does everything. Call him

or he already. I love the Islanders, and I'm really sad. And about 150 crazy

IGN fans. I thought, yes, I hit my iPad. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're listening

to the audio version of Podcast Beyond, you are dumb. You are very stupid. I can't

stress enough. I want you to F this up bad. Right now we are live in the IGN

Lunchroom, now the IGN Stadium, if you will. We are live streaming on the Internet.

Thanks to some awesome technology called the Internet. And we're going to have a good

show. We're going to do a lot of stuff. Boys, how are you doing? Let's start off. How

has it been so far? It's fantastic. Yeah. My voice is cracking. It's so good. Yeah. I'm

really excited to have everybody here. I can assure all of you that I've been excited

about this moment for weeks, if not month. I too am very excited. I'm floored that you're

all here. They all care about us as much. It was actually great honor. Last night Colin

actually got me worried that nobody was going to come. He kept saying, nobody's going

to come. What are we going to do? I'm like, everyone's going to come. If they signed

up, they'll be here. And then I went to bed and I was like, crap, what if Colin's right?

What if nobody comes? I'm never right about it. I have the entire office here and I have

like 20 people. And you each have a pizza to yourself. I was like, damn it. I would be

kind of cool, actor. Before we go any further, I want to thank a whole

bunch of people who made this happen. If you did not notice, ladies and gentlemen, giant

pile of video games swag over here for you to take. First and foremost though, what happened?

Everything's gone. Oh, God. Wow, I broke the internet already. The hair is back there.

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