Podcast Beyond: Duke Nukem Offends (Most of) Us
Beyond
IGN
4.4 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2011
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:20.0 | Oh, sorry. Let's do it again. No, you don't do the rolling starts anymore. I've never really did. I always just started recording. |
| 0:26.0 | We're recording. I want to all I want to do is make sure that you know it's recording and it'll get your first beyond properly. |
| 0:33.0 | I like it, but I want all everything we just did. I want to still be in the show. Okay, so we are just keeping all this. This is what we do. This is a conversation for five cast. |
| 0:40.0 | Are you ready? Yes. Beyond beyond beyond. |
| 0:43.0 | Hey, come on. What's up everybody? Welcome to podcasting on episode 182. I'm your host Greg Miller alongside the robot cleaning Ryan Clements. Hello. |
| 0:52.0 | He only does everything. Call him or he already be on in a bitch Anthony. Yeah. Hey, what's up, bitch? Let's talk about a few things right off the bat. Colin, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you so sad? |
| 1:02.0 | Nothing's wrong with me. What's wrong? You're usually sad. You're like, especially sad today. I'm just really tired today. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm really tired. |
| 1:09.0 | Do you think it's from watching Rosanne all night long every night? No, I haven't enjoying that though. It's been a lot of fun though. Did you not sleep well last night? No, I slept. I slept fine. I just, uh, I'm just really tired. I don't know. |
| 1:18.0 | I'm being guilt-tripped today and to not hanging out tonight. Yeah, well, it's a big deal. That's kind of that's kind of I mean, it's not to say beyond it when you don't even have a catchphrase for your dumb shows. |
| 1:28.0 | When you come on, you won't even come out and hang out. I feel like it's like it's not my place to say it. It's like your guys' thing. But you're a guest on the show. |
| 1:36.0 | And also we encourage other people to say it because it's just a sign of the community. It's like, you know, being on the show. It's fun. |
| 1:44.0 | Of course, if you don't want to, if you want to be a little, I'll say it on the next one. Just shut up and move on. Okay, maybe I will. No, I'm coming to you next. Don't think you're getting off the hook. Okay, Colin, fix you. What's wrong with you? Nothing. Nothing's wrong. I think it's why I don't you want to hang out tonight. We're going to go to Pete's tavern, which I just won a $25 gift certificate. |
| 1:58.0 | I'm very excited about. Oh, really? Yeah. I dropped my business card in a little vase. No way. You actually won something from that. Somebody must have hand delivered it because it was up my, I came to my IGN mailbox. It was there. Not like with a post stamp on anything. Just like a written note that I wanted. |
| 2:12.0 | No, I'm just really tired. I don't want to hang out if I'm not going to be at my best. Yeah. My best is quite exemplary. But also, I think Colin, I think Colin got a two upset because when I guilt trip him, it's only because I love hanging out with this guy, right? |
| 2:27.0 | I want to see him out. Now, if he really does not want to go out, I would never force anyone to come out and then feel like shit. And then I would just feel like shit if they came out for no reason, right? |
| 2:36.0 | But I just get sad when Colin doesn't come out with us. Well, to me, it's just like, well, there's two things. The first thing was that, you know, in my experience, my friends, you know, sometimes you go like, hey, you want to hang out? Oh, no, I can't. I don't want to really hang out today. Okay. But when it's this, it's like, it's like everyone makes plans. I was like, all right, we're going to watch a movie and pick Colin. You're coming tonight. Right? And I'm like, no, I don't think I am going to come. What the fuck? You're not coming out? There was a 30 email chain last night discussing what movie we would watch. I didn't take part in that. I didn't take part in that. I didn't know. |
| 3:05.0 | No, because I could. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. What do you say at the very end? That we should have read on you said, I want to watch. I don't know. I go for catty shack and then you said red dawn. At no point did you say, I want to watch catty shack or red dawn. PS not coming. I have. Don't get your hopes up to hang out. I had made a decision. Yeah, plus, plus now we know that we only does everything. Let's you down. That's what it is. Well, that is something. But now we know, we know we've got things tomorrow. Yeah, we'll be here tomorrow. We know where to go out afterwards. Colin, I think I think the only reason I said I was frustrated and you have every right to do it. |
| 3:35.0 | Whatever you want, especially because you're my buddy. And I will protect you right to do it. But I think the only reason I get frustrated is because it is very consistently that you will go home early, go to watch your TV and go to bed. And it's more rare for you to come out. So on the on the occasions where we do something that's tailored for like, it's very easy. We're like in the off where we go around the corner for dinner. We come back to the office and then we can all go, I can even like help you know, go home with you, share a cab or something like that. That's when I get I get sad that you can't go. Well, we'll see what happens. |
| 4:05.0 | Actually, not feeling well and you want to go home. That's totally fine. It's really tired. I mean, what are we watching? So I'm not going to watch some garbage. I don't know how for you. I don't know. He'll brought in like several movies for us to choose from. We just want to have fun. Anthony, do you want to stay? I have plans. So we need to replace Colin. I say we pick up Scott low. He's always down for hanging up. Yeah, but I mean, I wouldn't invite anyone that I had if I had been included on a 30 email chain. Sorry about that. I'm actually surprised that I didn't include more people. Yeah, I wanted. I thought. Hillary starts it. You know, |
| 4:35.0 | talking to you then somebody else gets involved. Yeah, that's it. Anthony, your problem now. What's your deal? One of my favorite people in this office and you treat me like shit all the time. I poke funny because you can take it. Can I? Yes, of course, you never looked at Partillo's stomach. I got a bit night. Every jab thrown my way. I don't do that. Don't do that to your dogs. Let's start the show with what is and forever will be the rope report. |
| 5:05.0 | Do you want to read the news? Yeah, I remember these stories were gathered by the one and only column already. His opinions are not necessarily opinions of podcast me on. I love you. Vegetarians. Little concrete information is known. But Sony is come under tech by hackers who are angry at the company for pursuing legal action. Legal action against those responsible for breaking open the PS3 and recent months. Hecker group known as anonymous. Hey, pop anonymous attacks. Sony properties, including the PlayStation blog and the PlayStation. |
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