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The Harland Highway

Podcast 99

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2010

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Sex changes, prom season, visit from my cousin Kevin, and Dr. Ascots Friday therapy. Sweet unicorn droppings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Don't

0:02.0

Don't worry, kid. We'll always have Paris.

0:04.0

Here's looking at you, sweetheart.

0:07.0

All right, today we're going to be talking about sex changes, prom season.

0:12.0

Dr. Ascot is here and my cousin Kevin is in for a visit on the Harlan Highway. You just made a wrong turn.

0:25.0

On the hartland highway.

0:27.0

Oh, it's lovely.

0:30.0

Oh, it's lovely.

0:31.0

Oh, it's lovely. It's just lovely.

0:33.6

The Harlan!

0:34.6

I'm Teddy Rock Spin and I'm your friend.

0:38.2

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

0:41.1

I'm not yet daddy. Who's paying?

0:43.0

Who's paying alimony? Huh? Who's paying alimony? Huh? Who's doing it?

0:54.0

You're listening to Harlan Williams here on the Harlan Highway

0:58.0

and who out there is paying alimony?

1:00.0

It hurts.

1:01.0

Yeah, it's not fun if you're doing it, but imagine this guys if you were paying alimony

1:07.8

she decided to go in and get a sex change.

1:11.8

And so now she has become Larry and now you're shelling out the bucks so your

1:20.7

ex-wife can go out and play football and drink beers with the guys down in Flanagan's?

1:28.5

Is that fair? I mean, aren't you supposed to pay alimony to the person you married?

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