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The Harland Highway

Podcast 97

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2010

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Spring mating and winter fat, Workout gizmos, street names, The Masters golf tournament, The BEST sport debate. Sun burnt teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello my friends welcome to the Dandori kitchen. Okay no this is not an Indian

0:08.3

restaurant this is the Harlan Highway we're talking about springtime we're talking about workout gizmos. We're talking about street names the

0:16.6

Masters golf tournament Sport versus Sports Miami. It's all here on the Harlan Highway. You just I'm your friend.

0:43.0

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

0:46.0

I'm not your daddy. This is

1:00.0

Harland Williams and you're listening to the Harland Highway. I want to remind you that Spring is upon us. You know what that means. It's spring fever time.

1:07.6

It's time to let the mating begin. It's time for the pollination process to start. Wherever you are, wherever you may be doing, wherever you're going, please remember to get it on.

1:22.0

Okay, just try and get it on. it on.

1:23.0

Okay?

1:24.0

Just try and get it on as much as you can as often as you can wherever you can.

1:29.0

If you're in a dark movie theater, if you're in an aisle way at the grocery store and there's no one around if

1:34.9

you're in the frozen vegetable section if you're in a parking lot if you're on your

1:39.6

neighbor's front lawn if you're at Ikea they've got all kinds of beds set up in there they've got here. So get it on. G. I. O. Get it on people. Tear it up players. Okay. Just a friendly reminder. Be safe. You just made a wrong turn onto the

2:07.5

Harland Highway. Yeah, you did, but isn't it true what I say about that spring fever thing man?

2:15.0

Do you not feel a little friskier in the spring?

2:18.5

I think it's a biological thing.

2:20.3

It's a primal thing.

2:21.9

It's like, look at all the animals in the animal kingdom that get it on in the springtime man

2:30.3

There's a lot. There's a lot of humping going on in the woods and the condos and the townhouses.

2:40.0

You know, you've been not...

2:41.0

And is it a good time to be getting it on right because most people have you know they kind of spend the winter indoors

2:49.3

It's kind of boring. There's no outdoor activities so most people put on that extra 10 pounds of flash of their clothes off and it's like boar and it's like boar

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