Podcast 76: Leaf-blower Fun, Massage Madness and Smell My Finger

The Chris Moyles Show on Radio X Podcast

Radio X

Comedy

4.8 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2017

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Ladies and Gentlemen, please get yourself in a comfortable position – as you are in for a jam-packed, action-filled and, let’s face it, bloody awesome podcast this week. Don’t believe us? Well get your ears around this lot… - Ever wanted to know what happens when you give Chris Moyles a leaf blower? Well… you’re in luck my friends. By the end of this podcast, you will want one. - As London Marathon preparations are well and truly underway, Dave and Pippa get a much-needed sports massage. To be honest, we only wanted to hear their weird noises of pain, and we got them. You’re welcome. - Audio Producer Matt, will always remain ‘Audio Producer Matt’ as he brings to light a very random but hilarious game. - Plus we say a fond farewell to our boy wonder, Dave Masterman - Oh, and of course, the usual ‘high brow’ humour alongside ‘sort-of’ appearances from Angry Manc, Dave’s wife Hannah and loads more Enjoy! The Chris Moyles Show on Radio X Weekdays 6.30am-10am Radiox.co.uk

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0:00.0	It's time to get a better grip on winter driving at Halford's.
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0:13.0	with an extra 5% off our sale price and an MOT included.
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0:20.0	Halford's keep on moving for less.
0:23.2	10% off 2 or 3 tires, 20% of 4.
0:26.0	Halford's Motor and Club T&Cs and exclusions apply.
0:28.4	Visit halfords.com for details.
0:30.1	If your penis isn't a grow at all of a show up.
0:32.6	Oh, Pip, we're on, love.
0:35.7	Wow. Wow.
0:36.6	What an intro, Pip.
0:40.5	Do you want to finish that sentence or not?
0:42.3	Oh. That's fine.
0:43.1	I think one penis is enough.
0:46.1	Well, I mean, it depends on you are.
0:48.0	Sorry, the question you're asking was what, Pippa?
0:52.2	Toby Tarant.
0:53.2	You know we're just going to wait it out of the explanation and just have you say it again.
0:56.7	If your penis is neither a grower or a shower, what's it called?
1:01.3	Asking for a friend.
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