Ground Control to Major Tom, commencing countdown engines on.

Yeah, that's right.

You're ready to take off here on the Harlan Highway. And today, yes, I'm excited. We are going to be talking to a guy who saw a UFO, a real legitimate

legitimate UFO

Amazing. I'm so excited. We're gonna do that right off the top of the show. Then we're gonna be talking about space

Sex. Has anyone here had sex in outer space?

And then we're going to be talking about an important health issue,

handshakes and the implications and how handshakes affect your health and just your hands and your fingers in general.

How they could lead, a handshake could lead to you dying.

Have any of you ever died that are listening to me right now?

Well, it's time to live right here on the Harlan Highway.

You're ready?

Come on. One, two, three lift off. Let's go.

This is Harlan Williams.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway. I'm very excited today because I think we are, uh, we're taking a call today from somewhere in I think it's in Nebraska and we have a man I guess his name's Dale Parsnips is calling in.

And apparently this gentleman claims to have seen a UFO.

And that's something that's always fascinated me. I think most people are fascinated by

UFOs.

Roger.

Roger. Can we get him on the line?

Yes, sir. Is he calling in?

Yeah, there's someone on the hotline. Okay, let's put

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