Golden Years, Wop Wop Wop Wop Wop Wop Gop Gop. Golden Years.

Hi, this is David Bowie and you're listening to the Holland Highway.

No you're not.

No you're not.

That was just me doing a really horrible David Bowie thing.

I don't know why.

Who cares? Do we need to have answers for everything in this world? Like, why was I even born? Who cares?

Imagine if I wasn't born? Just imagine. What would you be doing right now if I wasn't born? If I, my parents had never

had sex and I was never born you'd be filling this half hour with something else.

Isn't that weird? Is it kind of weird to think about that?

Is it kind of sad? Is it kind of scary?

If I was never born, you and maybe thousands of other people right now would be doing something else filling this time.

What if that person listening now was like listening to this,

but it turned out had they used this half hour and applied it to something else

and they found the cure for cancer.

But somehow they missed the window because they stopped to take a break to listen to me.

Oh no, let's not go down that road, okay? Don't blame me for that

stuff folks. Anyways, blame me for today's podcast. Oh my God we have a winner here folks a winner

if I may say so myself. Today we're going to be talking about surround sound. We're going to be talking about

those annoying people who pull out their cell phones in movie theaters.

Okay, morons.

We're gonna be talking about pickup lines.

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