Very interesting show today.

show today.

Wow, we are going to be covering the gamut.

First off, we're going to be talking about freak shows. How many of you can say in your lifetime

you've ever been to a real live freak show? Probably not a lot of you because they don't exist anymore they were

outlawed but yours truly went to a real freak show and wait to hear the story

about what I saw there. We going to be talking about body piercing

which I don't think I'm a big fan of we're going to be talking about conditioning as in what Pavlov did with his dog

We're going to relate that to waiters what Pavlov did with his dog.

We're going to relate that to waiters at restaurants.

Julia Childs is coming back from the grave

to whip up a new dish for us. Yes, she'll be back from the grave to cook something for us.

And lastly, this is an announcement here. My new book is out, the things you don't know you don't know and I'll tell you more about it later in the show and how you can order it at Harlan Williams.com. So you're ready? Let's do it. Come on. Here we go. It's the Harlan Highway

This is Harlan Highway.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway. peanuts, popcorn, step right up, step right up and see the freak show.

Step right up and see the human blockhead.

See the rubber-faced lady you won't believe what your eyes are showing you

Step right up and see the bearded woman

Step right up and see the fattest man on the earth.

Step right up, step right up, come one come all,

the human blockhead.

Step right up and witness one of the freaks of nature, E.T. Smurf, step right up to the freak-cows.

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