Oh, what a show. Unbelievable, just unbelievable. Let's get right to it. Today we're talking about all kinds of fun and interesting things.

I'm going to be talking about baby carriages. fun and interesting things.

Gonna be talking about baby carriages.

You know, there's a whole new revolution,

a remodel in baby carriages,

as the auto industry gets more and more antiquated baby

carriages of all things have made leaps and bounds.

We're going to be making some phone calls to some other countries to reinforce that the

USA is the number one superpower in the world. We're going to be talking about

karma. Do you believe in karma and I'm going to be talking about karma. Do you believe in karma?

And I'm going to tell you a story about some karma

that happened to me that involves some salami,

some baloney, and some sliced turkey breast. Yeah, stick around to hear that one.

And then I'm so excited. We are going down to the Harlan Highway Celebrity Racetrack.

We have a racetrack out behind my studio

where we keep thoroughbred celebrities

and we put them in the gate and we race them. the track today I think we have Brad Pitt and

Rosie O'Donnell and Richard Simmons, Ashton Koocher.

It's going to be an incredible race.

You gotta stick around for that. And lastly, we're gonna get into celebrity

sightings, but ones that you don't really want to have. I bumped into a celebrity the other day and I didn't really want to and

wait till you hear who it is and wait to you hear what happened it's it's quite an amusing story so all that

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