Hello again, pod people, Matt here. Don't panic, we haven't messed up this recording,

but well yes we did, we forgot to record the very start of this. All you need to know

though is that we're playing a science fiction RPG based in the NEC and that I've got a

character whose main skills are hacking and kissing. Pit however has a speciality of grappling

hooks and robots. And a lacrosse stick. Nice. What we do not have though is a dice. Who

feels like they could be our 20 sided dice for the evening? There's one man but he's

hands up immediately. More dice than man, can you please come up to the stage and sit down

next to that microphone over there. You have made a terrible mistake, round of applause

for our dice. Joining us now in the lonely chair. It's fine. What is your name there? You

need to talk into the microphone, John. Great. John, you're a 20 sided dice. When I say dice,

you're going to give us a random number from 1 to 20. Okay, right, let's go. You are

in a NANDO's. The year is 2020. A plate of forgettable holographic chickens sits in front

of you. Outside the, where are we? The UK Games Expo is taking place. You have to get in

there for reasons that will become clear. What do you do? You make yours on rails. I'm

going to do a proper branching narrative. I did give you a lot of time. Can I try and kiss

my way into the NEC? You're in NANDO's. I'm going to walk. You leave NANDO's. Can I kiss

my way out of NANDO's? You haven't paid but that's okay because this is cyberpunk. That's

going on your list of crimes. You are underneath a NANDO sign. A blimp floats overhead with an

advert for NANDO's on it. There's a lake and you're now outside the Birmingham NEC. There's

a guard. Yes, the UK Games Expo hasn't been the same since cyborg celebrity will weaten

bought the expo with the profits from tabletop, changing some of the world's favourite games

people play into ticket to weaten, settlers of weaten and everyone's favourite, Puerto

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