Welcome to the Harland Highway. I want to suck your iPod.

Ooh! No, I don't want to suck your iPod.

It's probably been in your spandex pants while you've been

working out on the treadmill. I do not want to suck your iPod. Ugh!

But I do want you to suck this show. I want you to suck this show right into your brain.

What a show we have today? I'm going to be talking about Avatar, right?

The new James Cameron movie.

We're going to be talking about dreams,

trying to figure out what dreams are all about.

We're going to be talking about something that really annoys me street cleaning.

You ever see those stupid signs, street cleaning, but you never actually see a street cleaner ever yeah

what's that all about we're gonna be talking about chest hair.

So I don't know if you ladies can relate to that.

Maybe some of you have chest hair, but.

And this one's maybe more for the ladies. We're going to be talking about high heels.

Your high heels, my little lady friends.

And then lastly in the podcast today, this is going to be kind of weird but interesting I guess.

Mr. McGoo is going to come by and read some Jim Morrison poetry.

You know Jim Morrison from the Band The Doors,

Come on baby, like my fire.

Well, Jim was quite the poet,

and I guess Mr. McGoo is a fan of Jim Morrison's poetry and wants to come on the show and read some poetry.

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