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The Harland Highway

Podcast 57

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2010

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Voice mails, liposuction, Freddy Kruger, global warming, my gardener Senior Fuentes, and of course a Friday visit with my shrink, Dr. Ascot. Slithering swamp sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What a show! Oh yes, what a show! What a show! Oh yes, what a show we have for you today.

0:08.8

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. So happy, happy, happy, you have joined along for the ride.

0:17.0

What a, that shows crazy.

0:19.0

We're going to be talking about liposuction, okay? I might even get some liposuction here live on the

0:27.4

podcast today, so you got to hang around for that. We're going to be talking about

0:32.4

movie monsters. I have a real

0:35.6

complaint about a very famous movie monster and I think you're going to agree

0:41.0

with me once you hear it okay we're going to agree with me once you hear it.

0:42.6

Okay?

0:43.7

We're going to be taking some of your voicemail today.

0:48.3

My gardener,

0:50.6

oh my gardener senior Foyntes is coming by. He always annoys me. I don't know why I haven't fired him yet, but he's going to be here.

1:00.0

We're going to be touching on a pretty serious topic here.

1:05.0

It's not all fun and games and buffoonery on the Harlan Highway.

1:09.0

We're going to be talking about global warming, okay? And talking about... about some of the naysayers that don't see the warning signs that come in their way, okay?

1:24.0

They're kind of like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

1:26.4

when she didn't make it into the tornado shelter.

1:30.2

Some of these guys are gonna be just happy to be standing out as the eye of the storm approaches.

1:37.0

And in the meantime, thwart everyone else's attempts to try and make it to safety. So that's a pretty heavy topic. And then

1:46.4

lastly, yes, it's Friday. Yours truly has to go under his mandatory therapy session with Dr. Ascot, who's a pain in the

1:56.8

ascot. But if I don't do it, my producers are kicking me off the air so there you go action pack show I've talked long enough

2:07.8

I'm starting to get Harland Highway Warming let's do it are you ready to do it. Are you ready to do it? God, I'm ready to do it. Everybody put on your seatbelts. We're

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