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The Harland Highway

Podcast 51

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2009

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

More festive Christmas stuff, Xmas singing by actor Toby Huss, Gift giving, and a special sexy visit from the X Rated Mrs. Clause. Holy tinsel teeth!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

When did Christmas become so uptight?

0:04.0

Remember there was a time when it would snow and people would just wave and say Merry Christmas

0:09.0

and it gave you that kind of warm feel and it was the only time of the year where people really felt sincere when they said

0:16.2

Merry Christmas felt like people really did want you to just have a week of joy.

0:22.5

And now it's become this big political hot potato

0:26.8

where you can't say Merry Christmas

0:29.0

and certain stores can't say Merry Christmas

0:32.1

and you can't put a manger up but you can put a

0:35.8

Star of David up or you can put up a Muslim symbol or you can do this you can't do

0:41.7

that come on people or you can do this you can't do that.

0:43.0

Come on people.

0:45.0

I'm a little Catholic boy.

0:47.0

I'll say Merry Christmas to anyone I want.

0:50.0

And if someone says happy Hanukkah to me, I'll be like, hey man, thanks. I dig it.

0:57.0

And a happy Hanukkah to you too.

1:00.0

And a happy Kwanza, and a Merry Christmas, and a Merry Christmas and a happy Easter and whatever else man.

1:07.0

Isn't it the time of year that no matter what your religion or your race, can't we all just share oh you can't say

1:16.4

a Merry Christmas to me I'm Jewish but you can't say happy Hanukkah to me I'm a

1:22.2

Christian hey man you can't say happy Hanukkah to me. I'm a Christian.

1:23.0

Hey man, you can't say that to me. I'll celebrate Kwanza, man.

1:28.0

Well, you can't say nothing to me. I am Muslim. you cannot say nothing.

1:33.6

People put down your barriers, man.

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