Ho, ho, ho, everybody. Harland Williams here with you.

Welcome to the Harland Highway as we ramp up for the most festive day of the year Christmas and today's show I hope you like the

holidays because today's show is just packed full of Christmas things.

We're going to have visitors dropping by.

We're going to be talking about setting up your Christmas lights,

the Christmas tree,

getting Christmas cards from your loved ones.

This is going to be great.

Oh my God, Mrs. Claus herself is dropping into the studio to have a little visit with us.

Cheery old lovely old pudgy-faced red-cheeked lady, Mrs. Clause, wife to the infamous Santa Claus will be here.

And who knows, we've been having people drop in during the holidays here,

unannounced, unexpectedly. Who knows who we're going to have, who cares, let's get into it, it's

the holidays, you ready to go, I'm ready to go, come on, let's go, let's jump on the Harlan Highway.

All aboard!

You just made a wrong turn.

Have us to Mark a Troy

gave them. On to the Harlan Highway. Heavens to Margotroy, Stephen.

On to the Harlan Highway.

You've got cancers at the anus?

Why George, I think he's got it.

Stop Earth!

Stop Earth!

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