The Adams County Sheriff kicked down my door, then I heard the glass spray.

They found no kidnapping victims, just some lemon pound cake. Mama's lemon pound cake. All right guys, let's want to put down his gun and cut him a slice.

Of what?

Of what?

All right, guys.

Let's go Saturday, March 21st, 2026.

It is BK here from San Diego, California.

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At Bravo Kilo Actual for breaking news throughout the week. And the Instagram is

at BK Actual. A couple quick announcements. If you follow me on Instagram, you've probably

seen that I've been doing some long needed gear upgrades. So yes, I am using the brand new iPad.

How about that one? Finally, maybe I should not throw this one across the room in frustration. But for you tech people, I did get the brand new 2026 iPad. It's the one of the M5. And to get the optimal CPU core, I got the one terabyte model. So it's pretty much the, the only one that's bigger is one with the same power, but a bigger hard drive. That would be a two terabyte hard

drive. But other than that, I got the latest and greatest already using it today just to prep. I'm like,

I'm like, oh yeah, this is the way it's supposed to be. It's such a great, such a great upgrade.

And you know what? Apple is a great American company. You cannot beat Apple hardware out of the box.

I mean, everything is just flawless. It feels the feel like Steve Jobs knew this, right? He knew

that the touch, touching a piece of Apple equipment, that like is, that's halfway

up the road to get a customer loyalty for life. Everything is spectacularly made. Awesome stuff.

And again, thank you so much to my great patrons. You guys, many of you have been donating,

adding comments like get your goddamn new iPad already and stuff like that.

So donating on patreon.com, of course, and more and more have you been going to Venmo and

PayPal, which I also appreciate. I still don't know if you can do recurring payments on PayPal.

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