Hey, hey, hey, all you groovesters.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I'm Harlan Williams, and what a show we have for you today,

my friends.

Today we're going to be talking about phone etiquette, right? What to do when you're

calling someone but you don't really want them to pick up the phone. We're going to be talking about the conundrum of the people

that still say W.W. Before.com. We're going to have some call-ins. We're going to have some of you have called in to express your opinions about the Harlan Highway, good and bad.

And we're going to be talking a lot about food. You know, they got the dollar burgers and all this cheap food going on.

We're going to be talking about the pros and cons of cheap food, exotic food,

how we kind of take food for granted in our society,

slipping a little commentary about I-HOP,

and maybe get into the biggest loser,

that reality show, where there's a lot of food that happened there. Hello! And then lastly, regretfully, it is Friday and I have to check in with my therapist, Dr. Ascot. I hate that guy, but he'll be here too, so here we go. Are you

ready? Are you ready to do this? Put on your seat belts, folks. Come on, let's get going straight down the Harlan Highway.

All aboard!

You just made a wrong turn.

Have those to Mark a Troy even.

On to the Harlan Highway.

You've got cancers at the anus?

Why George, I think he's got it.

Stop it!

Stop it!

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