I know.

I know. I was just trying to think of the better way to start the show. Usually you find a way to casually start the show. Hey, fuckers, welcome to the podcast. How's that? Is that casual? I don't know about that. This is the edgy show. We're edgy. We all have our hoods up. I hope we bleep that. Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll bleep that out. Hey, everybody, thank you for listening.

This is four-player podcast, episode 449. I'm doing a voice. What's up with that? I don't know. I don't know. It's just, I'm in one of those moods. I feel like doing a voice. What are we doing? My name is Nick Henderson. and Brad Simons is with me.

I'm Brad Simons.

Hello.

I couldn't tell if you were yawning.

That's a really good Brad Simons is with me. I'm Brad Simons. Hello. I couldn't tell if you were yawning. That's a really good Brad Simon's impression. Nolan Hedstrom. How's it going on, everybody? Who didn't do a voice? Yeah, if you did a voice, son of a bitch. How do you know this hasn't been me doing a voice all along? How do you normally? This is an excellent. And Christopher Guthridge. Hello. Affectually known as Crispy. No? Only by us. Like that was a real... I was real upset when Crispy told me that we were the only one who called him Crispy. I don't think it... I thought this was like a name that goes back to like high school or something. No, there are a few other people. No, I had a different name nickname in high school. Ooh, what was that? Yeah, tell us about that. Was it large cockman? Large cockman. No, no. In high school, in college, everyone just called me Guff, which was just an abbreviatedated of my last time that's a little douche yeah

you know i think i prefer

it literally was a nickname of convenience because it just was like a

shortening of gh of my name

why were they addressing you by your last name in the first place

did you hang out with cops or something did you have too. I was in the military when I was in high school. Did you know too many Christophers or Chris's or? No. Well, yeah, maybe. I don't know. I feel like there's always a bunch of Chris's. Like in the 80s, everyone was like, man, Chris is a really good boy's name. What about K dog?

Everyone just, K dog.

I knew a Clint with a K.

And he wanted to be called K dog.

No, no, no, no.

The worst is like Christopher's that go by Tofer.

Like, that is a line I will never cross.

Apparently Reborn Revolution's name in high school was GONATs.

Go Nats.

I'm sorry.

Really?

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