Greetings from Cyberdelings

Greetings,

Greetings here in the psychedelic salon. I'm your host here in the psychedelic salon.

And if I could do a good impression of Mr. Rogers, I'd say something like,

And how do you spell lazy boys and girls? The answer is L-O-R-E-N-Z-O.

And that's why you haven't heard from me for almost two weeks, because, well, I've just been plain old lazy.

Hopefully, you're as well-rested right now as I am, so, hey, let's get this new year in the salon rolling.

To begin with, I'd like to thank some non-lazy people who sent in a donation to the salon to help offset some of our expenses.

And these great saloners are Ryan C.

And Ryan, today's message is not so dire, at least most of it isn't, and hopefully it'll bring a few smiles to your face.

Also, I'd like to thank Kelsey E.

And thanks for the kind words about my novel, Kelsey. Also, to Ryan W., who also made a generous

donation to the salon. And Ryan, don't worry about not finding the salon sooner. We're just glad

that you're here with us now.

Additionally, I'd like to thank the anonymous Bitcoin donor, who became the last person to make a donation to the salon in 2013.

So thank you one and all for your support, and that also goes to our fellow saloners who are linking to the salon's program notes,

and we're telling their friends about the salon. It all helps us to find more of the others in our worthy cause of further

expanding the consciousness of us poor humans. That's pretty dramatic, isn't it? Now, if you

remember a few podcasts back, I played what I thought was the best goddamn dope story ever told, as told by Ron Schock.

Well, while it's not a funny story that's coming, and it's on a completely different level, in a few minutes, we're going to hear the best goddamn aliawaska story that I've ever heard.

And if you have as good an imagination as I do, you'll see what I mean.

Now, when I first began listening to this talk and editing out the parts where an audience question wasn't picked up by a microphone,

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