Hello, seniors and senioritas. This is the Harlan Highway.

Hey, what's up, Playas!

It's Harlem Williams. You are on the Harlan Highway for another miraculous trip down the pavement.

And what a show we have today? Not a lot of topics today, but important topics.

Like vaginas.

Gm-hmm.

G gonna be talking about the old vajaj.

And wait do you hear what I have to say about it.

Way to you see what I've discovered about the vagina.

Holy God, it's a head-turner. And then we're going to be talking about cell phones

on airplanes and how you can use them to your advantage to get exactly what you want out of your

airlines and then as you know the golden globes were Sunday and I don't know I enjoyed it but I got some comments I'm about

to rag all over Merrill Street okay one of my favorite female actress just about and I was pissed, I was disappointed and I'm going to go on a bit of a rant at the end of the show, scolding her real bad.

Hopefully you agree with me, but who knows?

It's the Harland Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Relax, get ready to have fun.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

One cheeseburger with everything coming out.

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan Highway.

Look at me, Damien.

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