Holy jumping swordfish.

All right, don't know why I went all effeminate there, but I did.

Live with it.

Welcome, everybody, to the Harland Highway Highway and I am him Harlan Highway. No Harlan

Williams. My last name is not Highway. I should change that. I should just be Harlan Highway and then think of all the people that would be on me.

Yikes. Welcome to the show. Thanks for being here. Good to have you. We are going to be talking about a lot of stuff today man you ever

have a grocery stocker in the grocery store I'm gonna talk about that I had one

impressions does anybody do impressions?

You better I'm gonna be putting out a request

I've got a story that took place in Germany, a German story.

And also I had another confrontation with a wild animal in my backyard unbelievable this is hot off the press this story

And speaking of animals we are going to the celebrity racetrack today.

Yes indeed, we have an incredible race today.

And also I'm going to tell you about a horrible crash I was in.

Yeah, wait a year? And then women eating. Oh yeah, women love to eat. But eat this

podcast. It's the Harland Highway. Welcome to the Harland Highway.

Relax. Get ready to have fun.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

One key burger with everything coming out.

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan Highway.

Look at me, Damien.

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