PODCAST 321

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2011

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Silent farts, celebrity races, man hands and kooky calves, Quick tips, and Dr. Ascot. Grind your duck pond!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	and saddest of all to see life as it is and not how it should be.
0:10.0	Heavy, heavy, heavy words. And a lot of words, a lot of words flying around today
0:16.0	because without words I couldn't do what I call the Harlan Highway
0:20.4	podcast.
0:21.4	I really, if I didn't use use words it would be like this.
0:24.0	So I'm going to use a lot of words, okay?
0:29.0	Hi, I'm Harland Williams. Welcome everybody to the Harland Highway. What a show today. Oh my God, we're
0:37.1	going to be talking about body parts, specifically your calves and your hands.
0:44.4	Oh, wait, do we get into the hands thing?
0:46.4	Very revealing.
0:47.6	We're going to be talking about hands in a way you might not expect. We're going to be getting into your
0:53.9	calves. It's Friday I have to visit with Dr. Ascot, who's a big body part that I won't mention.
1:03.4	There's gonna be some quick tips here for you today.
1:07.5	Have you ever done a silent fart?
1:10.2	Yeah, we're gonna be getting into that.
1:12.2	Big greasy silent farts.
1:14.4	And then special treat today. We haven't been there in a while.
1:17.7	We are going to the Celebrity Racetrack to do some Celebrity Races, John Candy and other celebrities right here on the
1:27.7	always popular Harland Highway.
1:30.3	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	Relax. Get ready to have fun.
1:36.0	What we've got here is failure to communicate.
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