Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Suck it back on Grandpa's old cough medicine.

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth.

What a treat.

Oh wait, she's right to vet first.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

You need many years of therapy.

Hey Harlan, it's Stephanie from set forth.

Just do me.

You might want to think twice before sticking your penis in there.

You're riding down the Harland Highway with Harland Williams. The The witch is dead. I don't know why I started with that. There's no death in this studio tonight. I'll tell you that.

This studio be full of life, man, full of Jama Jamaican life and I'll tell you why I remember I used to have trouble saying his name well now and no word of a lie I don't even know his name so I'll go to his old name because I think he changed his name

but one of the Harlan Highway all-time favorites is here with us tonight in studio for the whole show not just part of it the whole show

Justin Schlegel is back but he has changed his name so let me just say welcome Justin dot dot dot dot and

for the first time since changing my name officially you just said it perfect

I know changed my life to suit your verbal

shortcomings and you finally get it right finally my master plan is complete, Optimus Prime.

I have changed my name to Johnny Stonehenge.

That's not true.

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