Oh, sweet mother of mercantile. I don't even know what mercantile is. That's not a good sign to start a podcast and you don't even know what the word is.

Mercantile. Does anybody know what mercantile is it

sounds like some kind of fencing tile you would put on the planet. I am the God Zeus and we must get some mercantile. We are refurbishing Mercury.

All right, lame right out of the gate, let's hope it gets better.

Uh, what a show. Welcome, I'm Harlan Williams.

You are on the Harlan Highway.

We're going to be talking about some interesting stuff today, drug dogs at the airports, what a life

they have. I'm going to play a little mystery music for you. I'm going to play a clip from a band,

see if you can guess who it is. It might surprise you. I have a quick

tip today for those of you with children. We're going to be talking about thieves. I have a story about an ingenious thief who made

a lot of money doing something kind of original. And have you ever been ticketed by the police? We're going to get

into that. I saw a bodybuilder woman on the plane. My father used to spank me and oh yeah there's a real freak

visiting the studio right here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you,

sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine.

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

Serving everyone from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth.

What a tree!

Ah!

Go away!

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