Oh my what a wonderful show we have today. Oh yes we do thank you whoever that was. Oh it's just me

Okay, weird welcome to Zih Holland Highway, everybody.

My name is Harlan Williams, and your names are Bill Ted, Barbara, John, Karen, Barbara, John,

Karen, Eddie, Michael, Sarah, I can't name you all.

But what I can name are the topics of today's podcast.

Holy God.

I've got some quick tips for you today.

Yeah, a couple of quick tips

to help simplify your life, make things easier.

Are you a liar? Are you an email liar? I think you might have

email lied before. You'll see what I'm talking about in a few minutes. I'm going to do a gimmick, a

ratings gimmick today on the show hopefully pulling more listeners, an exciting, fun, hilarious podcast gimmick, so that'll be fun.

And I've got a problem with some birds. I'm going to be talking about a bird that I want to go extinct. I hate to say that.

Senor Fuentes is dropping by today, and yes, I have to visit Dr. Ascot, right here, on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth.

What a treat!

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