What about podcast?

Podcast, do you want someone to share it with you?

What about...

Okay, enough, really lame.

Uh, how are you, ladies and gentlemen? This is Harlem Williams, your host on the wildest

podcast in the universe. Yeah, I said it and I mean it, and who knows if I'm right, but I figure if I say it convincingly enough, you'll believe it.

What a show we have today?

You ever hear the saying to die for today's podcast is to die for

and we're gonna dissect that very saying to die for we're gonna put out a haughty alert. Yeah, I got a haughty alert. There's a real

haughty on TV that I think you should all be aware of. Very unsuspecting place. Check it out. We're going to be talking about Bill Gates and all his money.

How much money does he have and how much do you have? We're going to get get into it we're going to be talking about the

checkout line annoying things at the checkout line how about drunk street

sweepers uh-huh yeah we're gonna're going to get into that. Is the internet? Is the internet getting too big? Is there

too much info? You'll find out. And then I'm going to read a children's classic,

some curious George in the most sarcastic tone imaginable.

All right here on the curious Harlan Highway! Welcome to the Harlan Highway! Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

Serving everyone from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth.

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