Heavens to Mergatroid even, yeah that's right, whatever Mergatroid is, heavens to that.

And heavens to the Harlan Highway because you are on it. You are on it with me your

host Harland Mergetroy Williams Haven. And what a show we have for you today. I hope you're nestled in. I

hope you have your leather slippers on and your snuggie. Wrap yourself up in

your snuggie because today we're talking about a celebrity sighting that I had.

Yeah, a celebrity sighting that triggers a whole conversation into a moment my life where my life was in danger.

Okay, so wait a year this how I segue from a major celebrity sighting into a life-threatening situation that I was in.

Fascinating.

We're going to be doing some conversation stuff about cockroaches.

Yeah, I don't know what that meant, conversation stuff.

Yeah, that's what I do.

I do conversation stuff. We're going to have some

little drop-in visitors here on the show today. It's just a pop-pery of madness, Mayhem, Mayhem, and Monkey Meat.

So put your tonsils in.

Let's go, it's The Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway There's an element of uncontrolled chaos. The Harlan Highway.

Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth.

What a tree!

A away!

We're she a great big fat person?

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harland Highway.

You need many years of therapy.

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