Hello, good evening, and welcome to my haunted mansion.

What the hell am I talking about?

Welcome everybody to the Harlan Highway.

What a show we have today. Welcome everybody to the Harlan Highway.

What a show we have today.

As you know, allergy season is here.

So Dr. Karen is coming in to talk about allergy solutions. And'm going to be sharing one of my allergy

remedies with you today so hopefully that works in your favor we're going to

be discussing squirrels. I just sounded like a

squirrel there. Squirrels and the problems that squirrels create. Yeah and I think you can relate once you hear what I have to say about it.

And speaking of problems, I have to sit in with Dr. Ascot today, not excited about that. I also met another hero. A few weeks ago I told

you about a new type of hero that I found. Well I found another one. I'm

excited to tell you about that. And then lastly, oh my God, this is something I never do, I probably shouldn't do, but I'm going to share one of my sex capades with you.

I don't ever talk about my intimate sex life, but I'm going to share one of my most wildest sexual experiences

with you here today. So put your rubber jackets on you're on the Harlan Highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. Welcome to the Harlan Highway. You fellas been doing a little booze and have you,

sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine.

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

Serving everyone from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth.

What a treat!

A-way!

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