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okay enough with the caveman ranting god knows I have enough other things to

rant about why because this is a podcast. This is the Harlan Highway.

That's right, you are on the highway with me, your host, Harlan Williams, thanks for riding along today.

And what a show we have today.

We're going to be talking about garbage.

How about that for a lead-in topic? We're going to be talking about your

your garbage piling up.

Do you have a pet?

Is there any jealousy between you and your pet and maybe your girlfriend or boyfriend?

Ah, pet jealousy, let's get into that.

I'm going to be dropping a helpful hint on you, a little helpful tip.

We're going to be discussing hardwood floors. Are you

macking for a hardwood floor? Everyone seems to have to have a hardwood floor. And if you

don't have a hardwood floor, I know you have this. A mystery hair. Yeah, on your body.

We're going to be talking about that one strange hair growing on your body. We're going to be getting into guitar players or

want-to-be guitar players and Senor Fuentes is coming by today.

Sadly, he always messes up my life.

But I'm not gonna mess up your life.

We're here to have a good time right here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a bit of booze and have you, sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine.

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