Hey man, what's happening? I'll tell you what's happening. I'll tell you what's

happening. It's a podcast. It's the Harlan Highway. Yeah, you're on it and I am your host or hostess.

If you want to picture me in address, go for it. I don't care.

Harlan Williams here, taking you for the next half hour down the

zainy Harlan Highway and what a gamut we're gonna cover today i've got a public safety announcement

for you in the show at some point

we're going to talk about your email addictions yeah i know you got them uh... We have a sponsor for the show today. An unusual sponsor could be interesting.

And we're going to be talking about dying. Do you know when you're going to die? Do you know how you're going to die?

It's kind of a morbid creepy question, but we're going to get into it. I think I've mapped out how and when it's going to happen to me and it's a little bit odd.

We're going to be getting into paper cuts and then you know you've all been paper cut. Yeah, we're getting into that. And then we're going to talk, get some romantic letters in here. I think Samuel E. Quoque is coming by to read one of his romantic letters.

It's always a nightmare, but it's always a dream, right here on the Harlan Highway! Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine.

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

Serving everyone from President and Kings to the scum of the earth.

What a tree!

Agh!

Go way!

Was he a great big step first?

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harland Highway.

You need many years of therapy.

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