Oh, hell yeah! Hell yeah!

Hell yeah, you are on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome, one and all.

So glad you could join me here today. I'm Harland Williams, your host or hostess or

however you see me. Doesn't matter to me as long as we get down the highway.

Great show today.

Oh my God, we're gonna have some real life drama.

I witnessed a predator and prey moment right on my front lawn.

Hunter and hunted.

I'll tell you all about that.

We're gonna go to the Celebrity Race

Today. It's a beautiful day for some Celebrity Racing.

We're going to discuss the cool factor. What do you do to be cool? I got a little something that might help

accent your coolness. We're going to get into a hunting versus buying groceries. I got an interesting email from one of the highway

listeners. He asked me a question about that and we're going to look at the pros and cons of

that. And lastly we're going to get into something that bothers me.

Gophers, little pesky gophers chewing up the lawn.

Yeah, how do we get rid of them? Well, you're not getting rid of me because I'm right here, your host, Harla Williams, on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

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